Alfred here, I'm putting together a petition!
I don't know about you, but I'm not into the whole super realistic blood and gore aspect of this simulation. We're professionals here, and we have a right to a decent work environment! Besides, kids could be watching this. Come to think of it, there's even some kids in the cast! Anyway, they shouldn't have to be exposed to this kind of violence.
So, we're gonna complain to whoever's in charge! Just let me know you're in, and I'll put your name on it. It's okay this time if you're not registered to vote.
Oh yeah, and who's the lightning guy that was on my team? I need to have a word with him.