Entries before this point belong to unreal_rpg. If you still have this journal friended from there, please remove, I'm reusing it!

HEY, EVERYONE!
Alfred here, I'm putting together a petition!

I don't know about you, but I'm not into the whole super realistic blood and gore aspect of this simulation. We're professionals here, and we have a right to a decent work environment! Besides, kids could be watching this. Come to think of it, there's even some kids in the cast! Anyway, they shouldn't have to be exposed to this kind of violence.

So, we're gonna complain to whoever's in charge! Just let me know you're in, and I'll put your name on it. It's okay this time if you're not registered to vote.

Oh yeah, and who's the lightning guy that was on my team? I need to have a word with him.

Are you serious? I get to be on TV?!

Ha ha, for a minute there I almost didn't know what was going on! But this is cool! Awesome! I'm really honored. Although, you know, they could have just asked and I'd have been happy to do it, but if it's a reality show I can completely see why you'd want to throw everybody in blind. For dramatic tension and all. Just warn a guy next time, okay?

So, now what? I don't remember signing any paperwork for this. Medical release, liability ...? I mean, I'm not gonna get hurt or anything, but I know about all that pain-in-the-ass red tape you have to go through in this business.